Jomo71's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How to Be a Player]

Common Mistake

You made the common mistake of spelling poseur as poser. Usually I wouldn't correct someone but since your advertising something, it kind of makes you look bad if you spell something wrong. Just saying.

[The Painter's Sign]

Excellent

2D Boy would be proud. I actually hope he sees this somehow. It was very impressive. I love World of Goo myself and seeing everything in 3D claymation was strange yet captivating. Only thing I don't understand is the sign painter is evil? WAS evil? Either way it's thought provoking and that's good too. Props!

[These Pancakes Are Tiny]

David Spade!

Amazing animation. The style was original and looked great. I can really see the spontaneaty in the plot. (Why does spontaneaty always result in pancakes, pie, or muffins?) Anyways it was great. And the pancake guy sounds like David Spade... in my opinion.

[Chowder Randomness]

Ups and Downs

Ups - Voice all quite good (Sonic guy's is a little to droll) / Animation / Artwork / Recreation of scenes / Music

Downs - Sonic Character / Kind of dragged on (slow) / Some jokes not too funny

I reccomend making a series with quick and funny jokes. It was pretty impressive!

[BattleToads: TWZs]

Wow Battle Toads?

I remember the original Battle Toads! I had it on the first gameboy when I was like, 7. I hated Battle Toads! Never beat that stupid game. Anyways, it was kind of cool seeing them in a flash. Nice sprites, pointless dialog. Has potential.

[Freezepop's JEM!]

It's Numa Numa

It's Numa Numa all over again... just not quite as funny and a bit more disturbing...

[Going Grim]

Saggy Grandma

His laugh is stuck in my head. I want to try and do the laugh but I just can't. By the way, the whole thing was hillarious. Loved the kids meal thing. Ok I'm gonna go find that easter egg. Good Luck in the Newgrounds Halloween Competition...

Evilcactus responds:

Yeah she was quite saggy haha

[Hamination]

HAM HAM HAM

Now all I can think about is HAM! And Rocky. Rocky playing the Rocky theme song and eating ham. Ham, which I must tell you, looks a bit like a mutated boob. Yah you know you agree that the ham looks like a mutated boob...

stormoftara responds:

Actually I was thinking the same thing at one point. Which is why I cut out the scene of two dancing hams next to each other.

[Mario And Friends Goof Up]

Uh Oh...

I know you don't want people to rate this badly but you also want people to be honest so honestly... this will probably get blammed. If it doesn't congratulations, thats great news! Yes your trial for flash ran out but things like the fart joke, the mispelling of the word sense and the giant unrecognizable cow sprite will probably make people want to vote low on this. Also when people ask people not to blam stuff... they usually blam it anyways. Practice flash and watch other sprite movies to gain experience so you can get better. Good Luck

[Madness Battle Bullets]

You thought this sucked?!

This dosen't suck. It's actually pretty good! Sure some people are gonna complain about the lack of blood, gore and the fact that it's not really madness, but it's animated well and I found the whole thing fairly funny. Especially the "clunk" noise when he hit people. There is no music but I think that adds to the flash in some strange way. I would defenitely watch a sequal to this.

Nose-army responds:

Thanx. There actually was a music loop. I guess I made it too quiet.